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"What If.."
I died: I'd have to get preparations set up so that when I die, I'd be able to drag your head to my funeral.
I kissed you: I'd ask you what you're on.
I lived next door to you: Oooh. We'd have parties every day.
You found out I was married: But you just kissed me! D:
I stole something: I'd tell you to put the cake back in the bakery and get some serious help.
I was hospitalized: I'd bring a giant bag into your room to sneak in actual food.
I refused to leave my home: I'd come over and we'd stay up all night online doing nothing.
I got into a fight while you were there: I'd roll my eyes and wait for when you're done.


"Would You.."
Help me hide a body: If it's a cupcake you killed, I'm sure we could reach a disposal arrangement.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Aye.
Hold my hand: -starts sings Beatles song-
Take a bullet for me: I hope so. After I do, though, you're my servant for life. "Gimmie some milk." "Get your own damn milk!" It'll work out just fine.
Try to solve my problem: No. No try. Only do, or do not. Besides, your problem is unsolvable.
Love me: As only a bestest buddy could!
Date me: OMG TTLY. Denny's, 2:00 AM, bring your laptop. Gimmie a ringy-ding.

"Have You Ever.."
Lied to make me feel better: "It's okay. We all love you!"
Lied for me: Perhaps. Probably.
Wanted to kiss me: >3>
Wanted to kill me: Don't worry, it's a sign of endearment.
Broke my heart: "I'm sorry. I just... It's that... I don't think Dr. Pepper is the best drink ever!" -runs away, crying-
Betrayed me: Besides tipping the police off about your baked goods empire, not really.
Kept something important from me: I don't even know anything important. Don't worry, you're safe.
Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: Haha. Yes. -glomp- But it's all good.


Who are you:
Are we friends: No. We're buddies. I even have a certificate that proves it.
When and how did we meet: 6th grade, science class. We were put next to each other and had to write a song about cell membranes and cell walls. I remember it to this day.
Describe me in three words: Words cannot describe.
What was your first impression: That it was really awkward to be sitting next to someone I didn't know, and that you probably didn't like me. X3
Do you still think that way about me now: Not after all the love letters you wrote. I keep them under my pillow and dream of you every night. (Ha. Just kidding. You know I've got isomnia.)
What reminds you of me: Every birthday party I go to, I feel like I'm eating a best friend when the cake is dished out.
If you could give me anything, what would it be: An IOU note. You know I slack off to much to ever get anything done.
How well do you know me: >.> Better than you know you.
When was the last time you saw me: I'm your secret stalker. I always see you. Stop picking your nose.
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: "Well, I'm sorry, but..." -deep breath- "Most of these answers are seeping with sarcasm!"
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Sure. Why not?

Weekly Giggle:
A fish swims into a concrete wall and shouts, "DAM!"

-Mylo